A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns telling their adventures on the seas. The seaman notes that the pirate has a wooden leg, a hook on the end of his arm, and an eye patch.
The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the wooden leg?"
The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out of the sea, a shark bit off my leg."
"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?
"Well.....", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut off my hand."
"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"?
"A seagull dropping fell into my eye.", replied the pirate.
"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.
"Well.....", said the pirate, ".....it was my first day with the hook............"
