Sunday, December 6, 2009

Top 10 Tiger Woods Jokes




One:

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife



Two:

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards



Three:


Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.



Four:


What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He'd gone clubbing



Five:

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron



Six:


Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?



Seven:


This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards



Eight:


Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.



Nine:


Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash. He's still below par though



Ten:


Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.