Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around,
faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said,'Listen up, Buddy.
I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car,
front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down,
naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . it doesn't matter to me.
I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.'
Eyes now wide with interest, he responded,
'No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?'
