Weekend Drama

The Mummy

Three Brazilian Soldiers

Pragmatism

A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman
comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that?!"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce. I am going to hire the most aggressive, meanest divorce lawyer I can find and make your life miserable."

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more wintering in Key West, or the Caribbean, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Cadillac STS in the garage, and no more country club, and we'll have to sell the 26-room house and move to two smaller homes, but the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

"Who's that with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

She replies, "Ours is prettier."

Catholic Mothers

Even if you didn't grow up Catholic, you'll appreciate this one....

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important
their children are.

The first one tells her friends, 'My son is a priest. When he walks
into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'

The second Catholic woman chirps, 'Well, my son is a Bishop.
Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace' The third Catholic woman says smugly, 'Well, not to put you
down, but my son is a Cardinal.
Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence

The first three women give her this subtle 'Well...?

She replies, 'My son is a gorgeous, 6'4', hard bodied, well hung, male stripper.
Whenever he walks into a room, women say, 'Oh! ...'My God'!!!

Beckham in Trouble

Bugging Tips

The Tax Department's Pencil Sharpner

Sandwich Art

Clean Jokes For Slightly Twisted Minds

Breast-feeding

Ultrasound Technology & Diets

Oh My God