Ahmed from Pakistan

Ahmed from Pakistan travelled to Belgium.

Shortly after arrival he became very ill.

He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.

Finally, he located a Pakistani doctor who said: 'Take dees bocket, go

into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de poop, and den put

your head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten

minutes.'

Ahmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the

bucket,peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten

minutes..

Coming back to the doctor he said, 'It worked. I feel terrific! What
was wrong with me?'

The doctor said .... 'You were homesick'.