Showing posts with label Weekend Hee Haw. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Weekend Hee Haw. Show all posts
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Saturday, June 7, 2008
Sunday, December 23, 2007
Sunday, October 28, 2007
CV of the Year
I really loved this Fwd. Please click on the image to magnify it. Enjoy a good laugh & have a happy weekend friends:)
Sunday, October 14, 2007
Weekend Punjabi Puttar Joke
Bill Gates was looking for a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe and
organized an enormous session to interview a suitable candidate.
5000 hopeful candidates assemble in a large room. One candidate is Santa
Singh.
Bill Gates thanks all the candidates for coming and then asks all those who
do not know JAVA to leave.
2000 people leave the room.
Santa says to himself, "I do not know JAVA, but I have nothing to lose if I
stay. I'll give it a try".
Bill Gates asks the candidates who have never had experience of managing
more than 100 people to leave.
Another 2000 people leave the room.
Santa says to himself "I have never managed anybody by myself, but I have
nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?" So he stays.
Then Bill Gates asks candidates who do not have management diplomas to
leave.
500 people leave the room.
Santa says to himself, "I left school at 15, but what have I got to lose?"
So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asks the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to
leave.
498 people leave the room.
Santa says to himself, "I do not speak a singlr word of Serbo - Croat, but
what do I have to lose?"
So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.
Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates now joins them and says
"Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd
now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language."
Calmly, Santa turns to the other candidate and says "Hor Paape, ki haal
chaal?"
The other candidate answers "O vadiya veere, tu sunaa". Bolo Ta Ra Ra Ra:)
organized an enormous session to interview a suitable candidate.
5000 hopeful candidates assemble in a large room. One candidate is Santa
Singh.
Bill Gates thanks all the candidates for coming and then asks all those who
do not know JAVA to leave.
2000 people leave the room.
Santa says to himself, "I do not know JAVA, but I have nothing to lose if I
stay. I'll give it a try".
Bill Gates asks the candidates who have never had experience of managing
more than 100 people to leave.
Another 2000 people leave the room.
Santa says to himself "I have never managed anybody by myself, but I have
nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?" So he stays.
Then Bill Gates asks candidates who do not have management diplomas to
leave.
500 people leave the room.
Santa says to himself, "I left school at 15, but what have I got to lose?"
So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asks the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to
leave.
498 people leave the room.
Santa says to himself, "I do not speak a singlr word of Serbo - Croat, but
what do I have to lose?"
So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.
Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates now joins them and says
"Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd
now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language."
Calmly, Santa turns to the other candidate and says "Hor Paape, ki haal
chaal?"
The other candidate answers "O vadiya veere, tu sunaa". Bolo Ta Ra Ra Ra:)
Sunday, September 23, 2007
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Photo on the Nightstand
After a long night of making love, he notices a framed photo of a good looking man on the nightstand by her bed.
He begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery."
He begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery."
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