Saturday, March 7, 2009

UK Today

The Baby Skunk


A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks

her husband to stop the car.

There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see

if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we

take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

He says, "OK, get in the car with it."

The wife says, "Where shall I put it to get it warm?"

He says, "Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there."

"But what about the smell?" asked the wife.

He says, "Just hold its little nose."



The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died

at the scene.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Cell Phone Guns

Most see airport security as a pain. Some feel violated. When you watch this clip, you'll understand why they want your cell phone through the x-ray machine. If you get asked to test your cell phone at the airport, this is the reason. Cell phone guns have arrived. They are real. The video clip shows how cell phone guns operate. Beneath the digital phone face is a .22 caliber handgun capable of firing four rounds in rapid succession using the standard telephone keypad.

European law enforcement officials are stunned by the discovery of these deadly decoys. They say phone guns are changing
the rules of engagement in Europe . Only when you have one in your hand do you realize that they are heavier than a regular cell phone.

Be patient if security asks to look at your cell phone or turn it on to show that it works. They have a good reason!

Wake up to our NEW WORLD!! We shouldn't complain about airport security 'invading your privacy.'