Footsie

Stem Cell Contact Lenses Cure Blindness in Less Than a Month

Here's something that people with poor or no vision will be excited about: three patients had their sight restored in less than a month by contact lenses cultured with stem cells.

All three patients were blind in one eye. The researchers extracted stem cells from their working eyes, cultured them in contact lenses for 10 days, and gave them to the patients. Within 10 to 14 days of use, the stem cells began recolonizing and repairing the cornea.

Of the three patients, two were legally blind but can now read the big letters on an eye chart, while the third, who could previously read the top few rows of the chart, is now able to pass the vision test for a driver's license. The research team isn't getting over excited, still remaining unsure as to whether the correction will remain stable, but the fact that the three test patients have been enjoying restored sight for the last 18 months is definitely encouraging. The simplicity and low cost of the technique also means that it could be carried out in poorer countries.

This is incredible and potentially game changing. It's stuff like this that makes you realize that we live in the future, and it's awesome.

Anal Glaucoma

Circumcision

Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your
thing doesn't have any skin on it!"


"I've been circumcised."


"What's that mean?"


"It means they cut the skin off the end."


"How old were you when it was cut off?"


"My mom said I was two days old."


"Did it hurt?"


"You bet it hurt, I didn't walk for a year!

Pigeons

Ahmed from Pakistan

Ahmed from Pakistan travelled to Belgium.

Shortly after arrival he became very ill.

He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.

Finally, he located a Pakistani doctor who said: 'Take dees bocket, go

into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de poop, and den put

your head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten

minutes.'

Ahmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the

bucket,peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten

minutes..

Coming back to the doctor he said, 'It worked. I feel terrific! What
was wrong with me?'

The doctor said .... 'You were homesick'.

Counselor